This week on a special Scooby Doo

Velma: And the mutant lab beast is....

Everybody: Usama bin Laden!!!

Fred: Our first clue was the turban we found with the note "Anthrax + US Population = Death of infidels.

Bin Laden: And i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Clueless Sheriff: But where is his hidden wealth he uses to pay for his operation?

Scooby is digging in a flower pot, it tips over, revealing Bin Laden's billions, hidden inside.

Shaggy: Good work scoob! Lets head to the malt shop.

Clueless Sheriff: Its on me, you kid's have earned it!

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