This week on a special Scooby Doo
Velma: And the mutant lab beast is....
Everybody: Usama bin Laden!!!
Fred: Our first clue was the turban we found with the note "Anthrax + US Population = Death of infidels.
Bin Laden: And i would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Clueless Sheriff: But where is his hidden wealth he uses to pay for his operation?
Scooby is digging in a flower pot, it tips over, revealing Bin Laden's billions, hidden inside.
Shaggy: Good work scoob! Lets head to the malt shop.
Clueless Sheriff: Its on me, you kid's have earned it!
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