Institute StaffInstitute StaffOur institute prides itself on attracting and retaining the very best minds in the field of imaginary studies. A quick look at our staff listing below shows the depth and breadth of this unique group's qualifications.
Institute Director
Dr. Arthur King comes to us from the Camelot Center. His use of a round table for staff meetings has encouraged staff to share ideas and contribute equally to the Institute's goals.
Assistant Director
Dr. Don Quixote specializes in visualization of unlikely landscape objects. His work with virtual windmills is world-reknowned. 
Office Manager
Ms. Barbara "Bo" Peep works hard to make sure everyone has the resources they need to get their jobs done. She is always there to point staff in the right direction before things get confused.
Project Director, Nursery Rhymes Verification
Dr. Jack Horner is on special loan to the institute this year to conduct research into the truth behind common nursery rhymes. This research builds work Dr. Horner did previously with the Mother Goose Institute.
Research Assistant, Nursery Rhymes Verification
Mr. Tom Thumb has a strong interest in nursery rhymes and children's stories, and worked with Dr. Horner at the Mother Goose Institute.
Project Director, Gingerbread House Architecture
Dr. Gretel Fenster focuses on the structure, history, and construction of this special form of architecture. She has previously worked closely with her brother, Dr. Hansel Fenster, but is now branching off into her own research interests.
Fiscal technician. Five years of accounting experience in a research group is required.
Web site manager. HELP needed with group web sites for education and outreach.
Laundry technician. All staff members hate doing laundry, so we seek to hire a laundry slave.