Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final episode of the
Continental Tire Bowl's "The Bachelor"... and please welcome our bachelor
to the field!
[Dude walks out onto the 50-yard line]
Dude has a great sense of humor, likes candlelight dinners, and enjoys long walks on the beach. He's also a member of the finest scramble band in the ACC, The Award-Winning Virginia Fighting Cavalier Indoor/Outdoor Precision (?) Marching Pep Band & Chowder Society Revue, Unlimited!!!!
[Band scrambles from the end zone to the first formation, two question marks "??"]
Ann: We have just two bachelorettes left, Girl 1, a sociology major from WVU...
[Girl 1 walks out, wearing blue and yellow]
...and Girl 2, a biology major from UVa.
[Girl 2 walks out, wearing blue and orange]
So who will it be? Stay tuned to the Continental Tire Bowl's "The Bachelor" to find out.
Song: Gimme Some Loving
[During the song, the three dance during the song, with each girl pulling Dude away from the other, vying for his attention.]
[Band scrambles to the next formation, two squares "[ | ]"]
Ann: Well, it's going to be a tough choice for our bachelor, deciding between these two bachelorettes. Girl 2, from UVa, will be attending medical school next fall and plans to be a pediatrician. After she leaves WVU, Girl 1 will be heading to California, out to Beverly... Hills, that is... Swimming pools, movie stars!
[Once again, during the song, the three dance during the song, with each girl pulling Dude away from the other, vying for his attention.]
[Band scrambles to the next formation, a heart]
Ann: Now, the moment you've all been waiting for - who will get the Continental tire and who will go home with a broken heart? Will it be Girl 1 from WVU?
[Dude walks over to Girl 1]
...or will it be Girl 2 from UVa?
[Dude walks over to Girl 2]
Who will it be?!?!
Song: Hey Baby!
[During the song, Dude goes back and forth between the two girls, and during the "singing" part of song, he runs over to Girl 2, drops to one knee, gives her the tire. She shrieks in joy, they hug, and he carries her off the field toward the front sidelines.]
[Band scrambles off the field, towards the end zone.]