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How many
dogs
does it take
to change
a light bulb?
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I don't
know who started this, but it's been making the rounds for many years
now. I wish I could give the originator richly deserved credit; however,
whoever it was didn't finish it. Hundreds of breeds remain to be polled
on this vital issue. I have taken the liberty of collecting a few replies
myself...
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Pomeranian |
Yippee, this'll be fun! I'll
just round up a few dozen of my closest friends and we'll do the old puppy
pyramid so we can reach the lamp. We'll have it done in no time, and then
it's time for kisses! |
Keeshond |
I'll be happy to do it just
as soon as I've kissed everyone thoroughly so they won't be afraid of the
dark. |
Siberian Husky |
Just pop it in the back of
the sled. I'll get on it as soon as I've done everything I want to do first. |
American Eskimo Dog |
For you, I'll try anything,
but can't we just play catch while the sun shines? |
Eurasier |
Forget that dumb old light
bulb! It's not even dark right now; besides, I'll protect the family in
the dark. |
Samoyed |
No problem—my team and
I will do it together! |
German Spitz |
Just give me a boost and I
can do it all by myself! |
Parson Jack Russell Terrier |
I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
Fox Terrier |
That's so boring—wouldn't
you like to see a really interesting trick? |
Bull Terrier |
Oops! Sure was a delicate thing,
wasn't it? Tastes good, though. |
English Shepherd |
Already done. I installed a
ceiling fan while I was up there. |
Whippet |
Throw it for me, throw it for
me! Bet I can kill it before it hits the ground! |
Golden Retriever |
The sun is shining, the day
is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned-out bulb? |
Border Collie |
Just one. Then I'll replace
any wiring that's not up to code. |
Dachshund |
You know I can't reach that
stupid lamp! When are you going to stop making cracks about my height? |
Rottweiler |
Make me. |
Doberman Pinscher |
Yeah, what the Rottweiler said.
Go ahead, try it! |
Boxer |
Who cares? I can still play
with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
Afghan Hound |
Please! And muss my hair? |
Labrador Retriever |
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze
let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,
please, please, please! |
German Shepherd Dog |
I'll change it as soon as
I've led these people from the dark, checkd to make sure I haven't missed
any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried
to take advantage of the situation. |
Old English Sheepdog |
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but
I don't see a light bulb! |
Cocker Spaniel |
Why change it? I can still
pee on the carpet in the dark. |
Greyhound |
It isn't moving. Who cares?
Oops, gotta run! |
Chihuahua |
Light bulb? We don't need no
stinkin' light bulb. How many times I gotta tell ya? Yo quiero Taco Bell!
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Collie |
I have to drop a rope down
the well to Timmy right now, but then I'll bring you an oil lamp to use
til I can make an electrician understand that I need him to follow me home. |
Australian Shepherd |
First, I'll get all the light
bulbs in a little circle... |
Poodle |
I'll just blow in the Border
Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house,
my nails will be dry. |
How many cats does it take
to change a light bulb?
Cats do not
change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question
is, "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner,
and a massage?"
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ALL OF
WHICH ONCE AGAIN PROVES THAT,
WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF
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