The Device Theorist's song (Oct 29, 2003)
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Have you met a nicer pet, 
A creature quite like a MOSFET?
Nothing matches the sweet vista
Of a well-tempered Transistor. ..
... You just can't resist her !!
Savor in secret the intense
Pleasure of its impedance!
Wallow in the dark desire
to probe a carbon nanowire ... 
Take a bite or just a nibble
Taste its swing, or perhaps its DIBL
Run a code on NANOMOS,
Figure out its local DOS
Simulate ...  that is the key,
whether NEGF or BTE !
There's nothing more to life, I say
than coding, so simulate away!
For isn't it your finest hour,
To share the podium with Landauer?
To relish life, you must first code,
So visit her pristine abode.
To propitiate the coding queen,
Start chanting from the Bible, green.
Softly whisper into her ear
The magic words she wants to hear ... 
Chant "2 e squared by hbar"
.. and learn secrets to her boudoir !!
If that doesn't quite snag her,
Pull out the G Gamma G dagger.
Run it over her secret lure,
And sum over the damned contour.
There's nothing that is as foreboding
Than sipping coffee, when you should be coding ...
'cause Coding earns you divine prizes,
You can make peace with your devices.
So hear me all, ye genteel folk,
Toss that do'nut, that can of coke,
No harm if you miss a dinner,
Your mind works well if you get thinner.
So can that movie, cancel that date,
Just cleanse your mind, ... and si-mu-late.